Jul 2, 2017
Welcome to the DC TV Report for the week ending Saturday July 1st, 2017. Submitted by Edward O'Hare, nickname To Be Determined. There were 3 new episodes this week:
Preacher Season 2 Premiere - Jesse, Tulip and Cassidy began
searching for God and were cornered by some cops when a mysterious
cowboy (the Saint of Killers) gunned down the entire sheriff’s
department. The gang snuck away and met up with a friend of Jesse’s
name Mike, who happened to be helping a girl named Ashley purge
addiction by locking her in a dark cage. Mike directed Jesse to a
strip club owner named Tammy, and later killed himself to avoid
helping SoK. Cassidy asked Tulip if he should tell Jesse they slept
together and was told to keep his mouth shut. Cassidy accidentally
shot Tammy through the chest but Jesse learned from her that God
had been to She She’s a few times because he loved the Jazz band.
Last Minute Reveal: After a wild, kinky night with Tulip, Jesse
went for a smoke and ran into the SoK! Jesse tried using Genesis,
but it did not appear to effect the cowboy, who drew his gun!
Preacher - Genesis did not
work on SoK and our heroes escaped the motel while SoK slaughtered
dozens of gun aficionados. The gang found Fiore posing as a
magician committing suicide and reappearing over and over. Jesse
learned that the SoK was using Genesis to track the gang and that
only Fiore could call the SoK off. Cassidy served Fiore a narcotics
buffet and convinced him to play ball. Tulip and Jesse learned
Annville was destroyed, humped away their feelings and decided to
get hitched. A scary guy named Gary from Tulip’s past came snooping
around. Tulip had to kill Gary to avoid getting choke-slammed to
death and decided to call off the wedding. Jesse decided to follow
the music and look for God in New Orleans. Last Minute Reveal:
Fiore double-crossed Jesse by telling SoK the deal is still on in
exchange for a bullet through the heart that actually killed
him!
iZombie Season 3 Finale - Only Major and Justin survived the
explosion. Justin broke up with Liv for sleeping around. Major
asked Chase Graves to scratch him. Chase told Blaine to screw and
business at the Scratching Post died. Seattle was hit with an
Aleutian flu outbreak and the whole city was ordered to get
immunized. Clive and Liv discovered that Carey Gold orchestrated
all of this season’s tragedies. Chase killed Carey and was forced
to put D-Day plan B into motion. The flu vaccine was mixed with
Zombie virus. Clive got back together with Dale but couldn’t
prevent her from getting infected. Chase went on TV and explained
his plan to make Seattle a haven for Zombies and that brains were
being donated from all over the country. Last Minute Reveal: Ravi
got his hands on a sliver of Utopium, developed a Zombie vaccine,
took it and asked Liv to scratch him! She agreed and the last thing
we heard after the screen went black was a creepy gasp from Ravi
and Liv telling him “Don’t be a dick.”