Possibly Terrible Holiday Gift Ideas

Dec 12, 2018

From $10 to $100,000, from vain to novel, practical to “wait, what?”, Bill and Agent Palmer embark upon a quest through some of the more “interesting” and terribly great or greatly terrible gifts that the internet can throw at them in order to assist you dear listener in your holiday shopping efforts.

Links to the products mentioned are:

Phone Conversation Privacy Mask (Kickstarter not yet available)

http://www.gethushme.com/

$190 Portable Sauna

https://www.amazon.com/SereneLife-Portable-Infrared-Person-Weight/dp/B0711XW4P3/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1543367808&sr=1-1-spons&keywords=Portable+Sauna&psc=1

$14 Mberry Tablets

https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1543367910&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=mberry&psc=1

$100 Ostrich Pillow

https://www.amazon.com/OSTRICH-ORIGINAL-Pillow-Airplanes-Accessories/dp/B00B4S6SLW/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?s=bedbath&ie=UTF8&qid=1543367969&sr=1-1-spons&keywords=Ostrich+Pillow&psc=1

$28.00 Fish Training Kit

https://www.amazon.com/R2-Fish-School-Complete-Training/dp/B00168A6DQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1543368008&sr=8-2&keywords=Fish+Training+Kit

$1,100 Motorized Cooler

https://www.amazon.com/Crazy-Coolers-Cooler-Motorized/dp/B00HLA3CJI/ref=pd_sbs_86_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00HLA3CJI&pd_rd_r=f1dd1f45-f2ab-11e8-b8bf-2d5ac68107a8&pd_rd_w=2e4YM&pd_rd_wg=7ntj1&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=7d5d9c3c-5e01-44ac-97fd-261afd40b865&pf_rd_r=C7ATJZWMNJN4DPKPCYXM&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=C7ATJZWMNJN4DPKPCYXM

$30 Buy Land on the Moon

https://www.lunarland.com/  the lunar surface has approximately 9,383,748,198 acres.

$30 The Wine Rack

https://www.amazon.com/WineRack-200-008-Wine-Rack-Medium/dp/B001FYZZI2/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1526156847&sr=8-1&keywords=The+Wine+Rack&linkCode=sl1&tag=giftcollections-20&linkId=716fec76fa979af2194e4c9024d33573

$14 - Procrastinator Mousepad Doodler

https://www.prezzybox.com/procrastinator-mousepad-doodler.aspx

Various - Exclusive Vinyl

https://thesoundofvinyl.us/limited-edition-exclusive.html

$20 - Device Holding Shower Curtain (Tablets/Phones Vertical and Horizontal)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075HG56QH/ref=as_li_ss_tl?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B075HG56QH&pd_rd_wg=ZGIIX&pd_rd_r=PPKK01K8GWPPJKQDQ8P6&pd_rd_w=dRyvE&linkCode=sl1&tag=dkiwt-20&linkId=bdd6d9f8d6ee12ce6fba508f196ee0f4

$10 “How to Poo At Work”

https://www.amazon.com/How-Poo-at-Work-Mats/dp/0452297664

$10 Never Soggy Cereal Bowl

https://www.amazon.com/Obol-Original-Cereal-Spiral-Design/dp/B005Y6DXNQ

$100,000 T-rex Skeleton

https://www.hammacher.com/product/life-size-tyrannosaurus-skeleton?promo=Home-Living-Home-Decorating&catid=1720&PID=6174222&source=cj&utm_source=Affiliate&utm_medium=CPA&utm_campaign=CJ

$25 Literary Insults Chart

https://www.uncommongoods.com/product/literary-insults-chart?country=US&aw_cid=766724817&aw_aid=44035870767&aw_dev=c&aw_loc=9006984&aw_key=&aw_mtype=&aw_net=g&aw_ad=183512967314&aw_pos=1o1&aw_shopid=47330&aw_prod_partid=335917195585&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4tq61bX83gIVR0CGCh233AxtEAkYASABEgJLbPD_BwE

$12 per candle (average)

https://stinkycandlecompany.com/shop/

$15 Mug for Bill

http://store.mentalfloss.com/english-major-mug/

$50 Selfie Toaster

https://www.burntimpressions.com/products/the-selfie-toaster

$50 Framed Tweets

https://framedtweets.com/products/custom