Aug 27, 2017
Welcome to the DC TV Report for the week ending Saturday August 26th, 2017. I'm Edward O'Hare, nickname To Be Determined. Preacher… well, Preacher happened. I also have a Retro Pick from the bowels of internet history that was hard to find but quite a treat. Let's dig in:
Cassidy bought a couple of whores for Denis’s birthday and
unsuccessfully tried to dissuade Denis from giving into his carnal
urges. Featherstone (posing as “Jenny”) ate breakfast with Tulip
and let her blabber on about her recent visions. Tulip suspected
Jenny might be lying but bonded with her by beating up Hoover
(posing as drunk “Rodney”). Jenny laid breadcrumbs and Tulip found
Saint of Killer’s guns and sword. Jesse lied to her. Jesse hung out
with Starr and learned that no one knows where God is, but
evidently Jesus had a one-night stand before getting arrested and
Grail has protected his bloodline. Jesse made Starr introduce him
to Jesus’s 25th great-grandson and was disappointed to meet
Humperdoo, an inbred manchild, who really likes peeing. Last Minute
Reveal: Starr admitted that he does not want Jesse to find God but
instead use Genesis to replace him. Jesse became incensed,
believing he didn’t need Grail’s help, but Starr warned that
Jesse’s friends may not be friends much longer!
Gotham Girls S02E08 "Gotham Noir" 9/11/2001