Aug 20, 2017
Welcome to the DC TV Report for the week ending Saturday August 19th, 2017 as submitted by Edward O'Hare, nickname To Be Determined. We have another Preacher to discuss as well as a Retro Pick from DC's animation renaissance of the '90s. Let's jump right in:
Preacher: Jesse was so desperate to find God, he was browsing
YouTube. Tulip came home again with bullet bruises, refusing to
sleep and Jesse became so concerned he used Genesis on her. Herr K.
Starr was too bored to deal with Jesse himself so he sent a team of
Grail Seals. Cassidy killed most of them but took bad injuries, and
we learned that Denis has now been turned into a Vampire. Jesse
used Genesis to make NOPD clean up the crime scene and prepare for
the next attack. Lara and Hooper (the Grail couple next door)
convinced Starr to kill Jesse with a B.R.A.D. missile but Starr
changed his mind after getting raped by male prostitutes, and Lara
redirected the B.R.A.D. to Harry Connick Jr.’s house. Last Minute
Reveal: A week later, confused and frustrated, Jesse sent the cops
home and sat in a bar drinking Ratwater, where he was visited by
Herr K. Starr, who offered to help him find God!
Retro Pick
Batman Beyond S02E02 "Earth Mover" 9/25/1999